![]() That thing on the left is a totally legit marriage registration form. Charming! Um, just imagine some plastic wrap around the onahole and a packet of lube. So here it is thrown back in the box after a week of use. I usually like to take these photos when opening it all up the first time, but the original shots ended up being way too dark. If this is supposed to be the same girl, then surely she’d be filling out that wedding dress a bit more by now, you know? Where is my onahole character logic, Magic Eyes?! Oddly though the box art for Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is exactly the same as its predecessor, which could confuse things slightly while browsing online retailers. And then humping it at the checkout whilst clanging muffin tins together. In baking terms, that’s like splurging on a 1kg bag of self-raising flour at the supermarket instead of the 500g bag. Most retailers have it for like $10 more. The dimensions have increased dramatically and it weighs twice as much.īest of all, Magic Eyes have managed to keep the price at a reasonable level. Titled Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo, this onahole is quite literally a huge upgrade from the original. Welp, now Magic Eyes have put out a new version with enough material here to shield a fucking nuclear blast. It was relentless, and my only complaint was a lack of padding along the back wall. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco left a lasting impression, simulating your very own virgin bride with a vagina made of circulation-crushing rubber band rage. But no! 17 months and 17,000 onaholes later, I’d say that’s still a fair statement to slap on a cereal box. Basically anything which didn’t tear apart or smell like burnt hair dipped in a barrel of farts was automatically amazing. Now looking back that quote might not have meant a whole lot, as I’d mostly just been reviewing silly putty garbage dumps up until that point. ![]() ![]() The end result was “one of the best onaholes I’ve ever purchased” and wow! What a scoop. ![]() – Retailers marked with * are affiliate linksĮarly last year I picked up Sujiman Kupa Lolinco and promptly put it back down again – on my dick. Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Motsu Toys / J-List* / Toy Demon* / Otona-Sekai Measurements: length – 20cm, weight – 900g ![]()
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